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HOOF ARTED

 Apparently I did. Apparently that, is funny.

 Tim says to me this afternoon "This morning, I heard you fart in the bathroom." Is that not the place, if your going to fart, you should do it??? He farts anywhere, everywhere, and often! Why bring up the fact that I did so, while using the toilet this morning!? "Its just funny, when girls do it." That is what my apparent middle school age husband responded with. LOL!

 So what, so I farted. Sheesh!

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  1. You know, you have three girls besides you in your house...they must be slacking. When we grew up we prided ourselves on our farts, and mom was really no exception. :)

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