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All Kinds of $hit

 So what's been up with me? Read the title. Lots of $hit. Nothing too major or full of drama though. That's nice.

 Kids have been going to school. Hannah had her first big project, she loved it, of course.


My Aunt had her baby, Emma Marie, the most beautiful baby ever thus far! I am honestly in love with her, and would totally kidnap her if not for the fact that I know my Aunt is the milk maker!


I miss those sweet baby cuddles. Luckily my Aunt lives near by.

 Work has been going pretty well. Everyone getting along for the most part. No 2 days are alike that is for sure. Between Grant making a "dough dick" and Misty whining out her nose every day is something new, and equally as insane as the day before.

 I noticed this past week, that every day, we would have at least one conversation about shit. Its almost like Forrest Gump and the whole "SHRIMP" thing with Bubba. We have spoken about: Snake shit. Shitting too often. Being constipated from the consumption of pepto when shitting too often. Sex shit (don't ask, Misty gagged) baby shit (read about about Aunt having baby). Red Velvet shit. oh and Bossman's wife had surgery of her colon, and was unable to shit but then had a prescription called in, and after one dose, all was well and she wont need to go to the hospital shit (hallelujah).

 So that is how shit has been going around here. Not all shitty. Its actually been a really nice however long its been since I last blogged. Life is good today, I cannot complain (I know right?!)
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